10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?