10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts