10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!