10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed