10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..