10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "No river, no fish."