10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- It's Free To Fold...