10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it