10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger