10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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