10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph