10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson