10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim