10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion