10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)