10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach