10 Random Poker Quotes

when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."