10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim