10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.