10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester