10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.