10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.