10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"