10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier