10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Fold and live to fold again
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it