10 Random Poker Quotes

See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Those eggs smell delicious!
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.