10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz