10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.