10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike