10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-