10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.