10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword