10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"