10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.