10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom