10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer