10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.