10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.