10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls