10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.