10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel