10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz