10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.