10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers