10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!