10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.