10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.