10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm