10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.