10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear